HYMN 2000 by ELTON JOHN from the album EMPTY SKY (1969) [INTRO] Dm Bbm7/Db Dm Bbm7/Db [VERSE 1] Ab Db/Ab She chose the soft center Fm/C And took it to bed with her mother Ab Gb And the ideal confusion Db Ab Was just an illusion Bbm Fm/C Cm To gain further news of her bro - ther Ab Db/Ab And the comfort of mother Fm/C Was just an appeal for protection Ab Gb For the cat from next door Db Ab Was found later at four Bbm Fm/C Cm Bb/D C/E In surgical dissect - ion [CHORUS 1] F Eb And I don't want to be Bb F The son of any freak F Eb Who for a chocolate center Bb F Can take you off the street F A7 For soon they'll plough the desert Dm F/C Bb And God knows where I'll be F C/E Dm C G/B Collecting submarine numbers C On the main street of the sea F Eb And I don't want to be the son F Of any freak F Eb Who for a chocolate center Bb F Can take you off the street F A7 For soon they'll plough the desert Dm F/C Bb And God knows where I'll be F C/E Dm C G/B Collecting submarine numbers C On the main street of the sea [INSTRUMENTAL BREAK] Dm Bbm7/Db Dm Bbm7/Db [VERSE 2] Ab Db/Ab The Vicar is thicker Fm/C And I just can't see through to him Ab Gb For his cardinal sings Db Ab A collection of hymns Bbm Fm/C Cm And a collection of coins is made after Ab Db/Ab And who wrote the Bible Fm/C Was it Judas or Pilate Ab Gb Well one cleans his hands Db Ab While the other one hangs Bbm Fm/C Cm Bb/D C/E But still I continue to stand [CHORUS 2] F Eb And I don't want to be Bb F The son of any freak F Eb Who for a chocolate center Bb F Can take you off the street F A7 For soon they'll plough the desert Dm F/C Bb And God knows where I'll be F C/E Dm C G/B Collecting submarine numbers C On the main street of the sea F Eb Yes, I don't want to be the son F Of any freak F Eb Who for a chocolate center Bb F Can take you off the street F A7 For soon they'll plough the desert Dm F/C Bb And God knows where I'll be F C/E Dm C G/B Collecting submarine numbers Bb On the main street of the sea [OUTRO/FADEOUT] Dm Bbm7/Db Dm Bbm7/Db Dm Bbm7/Db Dm Bbm7/Db